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To whom it may concern,

Your first thoughts upon reading this message might be “Oh shit, someone actually fucking messaged me? LOL” and in response I would like to offer my sincerest apologies for destroying your streak of an empty inbox which is likely filled only with Viagra and MILF dating spam messages. It pains me to write this message as I have an urgent need to empty my bladder but alas I feel even more compelled to let you know what an utter piece of fecal matter this blog site is. My canine companion excretes beautiful brown pieces of art with much more meaning than this site. However, with all this being said, if your goal to create an asinine Smörgåsbord of literature then dear sir/madam/they, you have certainly succeeded. Thank you for your time.

I wish you all the best,

Carlos “Spicy Wiener” Safety


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