It was the last time she’d ever feel him inside her she realized with a frown as she slid off the prep table at the funeral home.
Hey 🥺👉👈 any cute girls wanna go to Oregon with me? 🙈
I’m hoping bath salts make a comeback this year so someone will eat my face.
Did anyone else’s GTA Vice City disk develop a weird crust on the top over time?
Listen I’m not staring at your tits, I’m leering at your heart.
Brexit is the only thing longer than this election.
Now that James Bond is dead.
No James No.
“I’ve been wanting a clit piercing too, but I need to schedule a penis reduction surgery first.”
Imagine having to rush over to your girls house before the suicide because she stole your suicide hoodie.
And that’s why they only make suicide vests.
I signed up for tinder because I didn’t want to spend money on heating my apartment this winter. Unfortunately I’ve only matched with my left hand.