I’m Carlos “The Wopbot” Danger here to tell you about how our intern Danny lost 20 lbs just by smoking pot.
Through WopBot Enterprises, Inc. subsidiary, Danger Medical Group, Corp., we got enough weed to keep Danny stoned for a month on the condition that he’d have to cook a majority of his meals. Due to this stipulation Danny had fewer food cravings due to his inherent laziness while high.
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