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On the shutdown

Due to the government shutdown, I’ve been reduced to sucking Donald Trumps dick for IOUs because the White House currently doesn’t have a budget for prostitutes. I’m really hoping the Democrats give Trump what he wants soon so I can stop polishing his knob for free.

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