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Combustible Dork Enterprises, in partnership with Pornhub, is launching a new adult site geared exclusively towards millennials! Millennial Porn Group, at millennialporn.net, will feature videos catering towards the interests of millennials. Our videos will include trigger warnings and stars’ preferred pronouns and the gender they identify as. Below is a short list of the initial selection:

Black Man Runs [Train On] Nation

Woman Gets Paid More Than Man

White Man Goes To Prison

50 Year Old McDonald’s Employee Makes 15 an Hour

25 Year Old Minority Buys First House

America Repeals the 2nd Amendment

Boss Gets Fucked By Secretary

Man Does Not Consent To Search

Today is a new day in the porn industry and Millennial Porn Group will lead the way! We look forward to satisfying our millennial viewers and geriatric conservatives looking to try new things.

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