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On gas station vacuums

You ever wonder why you’ve never seen someone cleaning out a gas station vacuum? Where does it all go? Is the government using them to steal your DNA, or worse, your stale french fries? We spoke with an insider in the gas station vacuum industry and he told us we were lunatics.

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