On finality

The greatest minds do not glorify death, but they do not fear it either. Instead they honor it with a joke. That is why I will off myself as my final joke. I’m not sure when it’ll happen, but rest assured the only tears at my funeral will be those of laughter. Well except for whoever has to shove an Alexa up my ass so I can fart out For Whom The Bell Tolls in my coffin.

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