On bars

As a straight man, I have been on the receiving end of way too many weird ass conversations in bars.

Once as I’m gut up eating some bomb ass chicken wings at the bar this guy asks me if I knew where he could get some porn magazines. Now this was 2016 so I told him to go to a library and visit millennialporn.net.

Another guy once confided in me that he had a tiny dick and asked if I wanted to see. I would’ve laughed my ass off, but this was a 7 ft black dude who looked like he could snap a steel girder in half without breaking a sweat.

A third guy, probably 40 years older than me, invited me back to his hotel room for drinks.

For some reason I give off the same vibe that single women give off at bars.

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