Is coronavirus the next Irish flu?

The Combustible Dork team spoke with unnamed sources within the Trump White House and they’ve told us that in addition to an Executive Order halting all imports and forcing retailers and distributors to destroy current Corona stock, the Trump administration is working on a ban of all beer from Mexico.

Many in the White House are hailing this as the best decision going forward and are congratulating President Trump on this brave and brilliant policy.

We will update this as we get more information.

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