It’s come to the point in our hero’s life where he must write a book to stay relevant in the constantly changing media landscape. This book will be beautiful and glorious, just like our fearless leader’s proposed border wall. It will make you laugh, cry, swear, and cringe. You’ll be filled with emotions you didn’t even know you possessed.

We’re going to roll this out by the book. There will be a random stream of updates and teasers. You’ll have the opportunity to pre-order a deluxe signed copy with a special introduction from Carlos Danger himself. The ultimate buildup to the release will leave you looking forward to something incredible, while the actual release will leave you wanting your money back.

Without further ado we introduce The Comedians Manifesto!