14 things to do on your vacation to France

1. Storm the Bastille

2. Smoke a cigarette

3. Take part in a revolution

4. Invade Russia

5. Actually eat a horse

6. Invade England

7. Make a list of things to do

8. Paint a picture of a French whore

9. Urinate on the Eiffel Tower

10. Behead the nobility

11. Take part in the resistance against Germany

12. Start a fire

13. This one was intentionally left blank

14. Eat a baguette

15. Help America defeat the British

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