This turned into work.
On Pornhub
Just when we thought things couldn’t get crazier and Pornhub starts deleting porn.
On bigfoot
This one time I was camping and people thought I was a manscaped bigfoot.
On romance
It was the last time she’d ever feel him inside her she realized with a frown as she slid off the prep table at the funeral home.
On no context
Hey 🥺👉👈 any cute girls wanna go to Oregon with me? 🙈
On bath salts
I’m hoping bath salts make a comeback this year so someone will eat my face.
On crust
Did anyone else’s GTA Vice City disk develop a weird crust on the top over time?
On leering
Listen I’m not staring at your tits, I’m leering at your heart.
On Election 2020
Brexit is the only thing longer than this election.
Millions of women are safe.
Now that James Bond is dead.
No James No.