On Pornhub

Just when we thought things couldn’t get crazier and Pornhub starts deleting porn.

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On bigfoot

This one time I was camping and people thought I was a manscaped bigfoot.

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On romance

It was the last time she’d ever feel him inside her she realized with a frown as she slid off the prep table at the funeral home.

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On no context

Hey 🥺👉👈 any cute girls wanna go to Oregon with me? 🙈

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On bath salts

I’m hoping bath salts make a comeback this year so someone will eat my face.

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On crust

Did anyone else’s GTA Vice City disk develop a weird crust on the top over time?

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On leering

Listen I’m not staring at your tits, I’m leering at your heart.

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On Election 2020

Brexit is the only thing longer than this election.

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