I was so excited that I was getting the Johnson & Johnson vaccine until I realized that I was getting vaccinated for feline AIDS and not COVID.
Today I found out that a Ring Pop can be used as a butt plug in an emergency situation where a real butt plug is not readily available.
Like Futurama, I’m back. I’d hype the book but everyone knows that I’m not going to finish it.
I was shocked to find out that Prince Philip was related to Queen Elizabeth before they got married.
I guess Alabama isn’t as backwards as I thought.
Seeing who can clear their throat the loudest is basically the adult version of the penis game.
I didn’t get COVID for the same reason I never got herpes.
You ever notice how much bigger your dick looks in the mirror and then you look down and realize you’re still white?
This turned into work.
Just when we thought things couldn’t get crazier and Pornhub starts deleting porn.
This one time I was camping and people thought I was a manscaped bigfoot.