This turned into work.
Just when we thought things couldn’t get crazier and Pornhub starts deleting porn.
This one time I was camping and people thought I was a manscaped bigfoot.
It was the last time she’d ever feel him inside her she realized with a frown as she slid off the prep table at the funeral home.
Hey 🥺👉👈 any cute girls wanna go to Oregon with me? 🙈
I’m hoping bath salts make a comeback this year so someone will eat my face.
Did anyone else’s GTA Vice City disk develop a weird crust on the top over time?
Listen I’m not staring at your tits, I’m leering at your heart.
Brexit is the only thing longer than this election.
Now that James Bond is dead.
No James No.