Like Bruce Jenner, I too feel like a new man.
The stool is the real star of the movies Tom Cruise is in.
I was so excited that I was getting the Johnson & Johnson vaccine until I realized that I was getting vaccinated for feline AIDS and not COVID.
Today I found out that a Ring Pop can be used as a butt plug in an emergency situation where a real butt plug is not readily available.
Like Futurama, I’m back. I’d hype the book but everyone knows that I’m not going to finish it.
I was shocked to find out that Prince Philip was related to Queen Elizabeth before they got married.
I guess Alabama isn’t as backwards as I thought.
Seeing who can clear their throat the loudest is basically the adult version of the penis game.
I didn’t get COVID for the same reason I never got herpes.
You ever notice how much bigger your dick looks in the mirror and then you look down and realize you’re still white?
This turned into work.