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On small miracles
At least we’re not dealing with coronavirus and no nut November at the same time.
On personality
My personality is like coronavirus. Highly infectious.
On taking her breath away
The only way I’ll ever be able to take a woman’s breath away is if I make her laugh.
On company
I ordered a blow-up doll so I have company during the pandemic. I’m hoping it doesn’t come already blown up.
On survival
Apparently the best chance of not dying from coronavirus is being something other than Italian.
On white pride
By the time this is over we won’t be able to tell which race anyone is because we’ll all be white as sheets from not getting any sun. I’m not sure how white nationalists will cope.
On food
The only good thing about being a vegan right now is being able to find everything you eat still fully stocked.
On chinks
I took my Asian friend to his first renaissance fair yesterday and he went all out and dressed up as a knight. It was all good until I told him there was a chink in his armor. Apparently chink is not the racial slur I thought it was and I had to explain that I didn’t think he had a vulnerability in his suit.
On changes
I wish I could say having coronavirus changed my life but I’m still the only one touching myself.